Get ready for a wild ride, because this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is a rollercoaster of drama, awkwardness, and unexpected twists. Imagine spending the night on a pool chair in the rain rather than sharing a bed with a castmate—that’s exactly what Bronwyn did, and it’s just the tip of the iceberg. But here’s where it gets controversial: was it a bold move or a dramatic overreaction? Let’s dive in.
The episode kicks off with Bronwyn opting for a chilly night on the yacht’s deck instead of bunking with Britani. Even a 3 a.m. downpour couldn’t change her mind. The next morning, her spot on the deck places her in perfect earshot of Britani and Lisa discussing her below deck. Lisa reveals that Bronwyn had asked her to arrange a meeting between Gwen and her grandparents last season—a detail Bronwyn probably didn’t want overheard. Talk about awkward.
At breakfast, Bronwyn tries to charm her way into Mary’s room, but Mary shuts her down faster than you can say, ‘Two’s company, three’s a crowd.’ It’s a cringe-worthy moment that leaves Bronwyn scrambling. When Britani suggests she rejoin their room, Bronwyn refuses, hinting at rumors of Britani inviting a crew member into their bed. Is this a case of miscommunication or a deliberate jab? You decide. The cameras, however, reveal the truth: Captain Jason was just fixing the air conditioner. Oops.
Lisa steps in to defend Jason, calling out the group for dragging his name through the mud. But Bronwyn isn’t having it, especially after overhearing Lisa’s behind-the-scenes gossip. Hypocrisy alert: Lisa, the queen of whispered conversations, suddenly has an issue with others talking behind backs? Angie seizes the moment, dropping a bombshell: Lisa allegedly told her off-camera that Todd was making out with one of her friends—while farting. Yes, you read that right. The show’s bizarre fixation on flatulence continues, with Mary Cosby hilariously questioning which part of the story is more devastating.
Lisa admits to the farting comment but denies it was about one of her friends. Her quick confession contrasts sharply with her denial of leaking Bronwyn’s court case details to bloggers. Why own up to one rumor but deny another? Is Lisa playing both sides? Bronwyn, meanwhile, struggles to keep her cool, torn between Todd’s advice to stay calm and Angie’s encouragement to fight back.
In a separate drama, Lisa and Meredith discuss whether Meredith has been supportive enough this season. Mary stirs the pot, calling Meredith ‘boring’ and lacking a storyline. Is Mary right, or is she just looking for a fight? Meanwhile, Bronwyn and Angie’s attempt at lighthearted fun in inflatable costumes goes hilariously wrong when Angie injures her hand—a fitting prelude to their zombie-themed dinner.
The dinner itself is a spectacle, complete with fake (and real) wounds. Heather explains the theme as a nod to their habit of resurrecting old feuds. Is this a clever metaphor or just a stretch? Amidst the chaos, Bronwyn shares that Todd and Gwen were less than thrilled about the farting allegations. Lisa apologizes, vowing to keep Bronwyn’s family off-limits—a rare moment of growth. But let’s not forget Bronwyn had a toy octopus suctioned to her face during this heartfelt exchange.
The night takes another turn when Britani, feeling seasick, vomits over the side of the boat—only to return and immediately sip tequila. Meredith’s incredulous reaction sparks a hilarious exchange, with Britani firing back, ‘Are you the expert at vomiting?’ Is this the most iconic Housewives moment of the season? Britani then drops another bombshell, bringing up a TikTok rumor about Seth’s alleged mistress. Meredith denies it, accusing Britani of deflecting from her own relationship issues. The tension escalates, causing Captain Jason to quietly exit the scene.
This episode is a masterclass in drama, humor, and unexpected alliances. But here’s the real question: Who’s playing the game best, and who’s just along for the ride? Share your thoughts in the comments—let’s debate!
